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John Vlismas is milking the sacred cow

Last updated: 22/05/2014 12:46
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John Vlismas is milking the sacred cow

The soothsaying transgressor is at it again, but this time he’s up to his eyeballs in sacred cows. Herding the cattle from the abattoir, John Vlismas will milk them dry leaving the audience thinking ‘I can’t believe he just said that’ at the Lyric Theatre at Gold Reef City. While trying to bump logic off the endangered species list, Vlismas will be transforming the stage into a post-apocalyptic abattoir covered in bits of white elephant, sacred cow and murderous pig. And all while delivering a stand-out stand-up show that will include a live band, spoof news reports and a very special solo roast of President Zuma.

All aspects of the real world will be laid out and torn apart by Vlismas in a way that will make you laugh but also think of your very own sacred cows.

“Revelations” – Sacred Cow Apocalypse.

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The Lyric Theatre, Gold Reef City Casino Complex, JHB.

23 & 24 May 2014 – 2 Nights, 3 shows only.

Tickets are available now at Computicket

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